Oh what you mean this?
oh wait no I guess you mean this
You know what?
I’m really glad you told me about this because HOT DIGGITY DOGS, YOU JUST CURED SEXISM
YOU FOUND TWO SEXUALIZED MALE COSTUME!(one of which comes with a fully covered version and one that can be fixed with a simple t-shirt)
WELL FUCK, THAT COMPLETELY DENOTES THE PLETHORA OF SKIMMPY FEMALE COSTUMES!
TWO WHOLE SEXY MALE COSTUMES TOTALLY MAKE THE 10,000 SEXY FEMALE COSTUMES TOTALLY A-OKAY!
YAY FOR YOU FIXING SEXISM WITH A SINGLE GOOGLE SEARCH
GOD I’M SO THANKFUL FOR YOU
I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD FROM SEXISM
GOD, WHAT WOULD WE HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FOR FIXING SEXISM
HERE, THIS IS FOR YOU OUR VALIANT SAVIOR!